Funny Messages

Twinkle Twinkle lazy star,
Kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
Up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
Uth ke jaldi pele chai,
Then call me & say HI..!

Dosti karo College wali se ...

Pyaar karo office wali se ....

Program karo pados wali se ...

Aankh ladao saali se ...

Love karo dil wali se....

Aur maar khao GHARWALI se..

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,

Birds gaana ga rahe hain,

Cow log grass eat rahe hain, S

haane log SMS kar rahe hain,

Aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Boy says: Jaaneman yis Dil mein Aaja,

Girl says: Sandil nikaloon kya..?

Boy says: Arey Pagli, yeh Dil koi Mandir nahi hain,

aise hi aaja.